Funny Joke

Sardar ring📞 a call centre,
"My internet is not working properly."

Officer:
"Ok
Double click on "My computer"

Sardar:
"I can't see ur computer💻"

Officer:
"No no
click on "My computer" on ur computer."

Sardar:
"How can I click on ur computer from my computer?"

Officer:
"Listen
There is an icon labelled "My Computer" on ur computer. Double click on it."

Sardar:
"What  the hell😡, what is your computer doing on my computer..?"

Officer:
"Double click on ur computer."

Sardar:
"On which Icon i've to click?"

Officer:
"My Computer"

Sardar:
"Oh Teri......Pagal insaan
Tell me where is ur office. I'll come there and click on ur
"Computer."😁😁😃😄😄😂😂

If u don't laugh get urself checked!!!!!!

Good

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